Author: Claire

  • Tell your tales.

    If you haven’t watched this video, please do.

    Chimamanda inspires me. She and I are around the same age. More importably, she’s had the courage to tell her stories, while I have not.

    Over the time I’ve had this blog, I’ve wrestled with the idea of telling every random story that’s on my mind. Some of them seem like a departure from the pop culture/TV/spirituality paradigm that I’ve set up. Yet I know that silence has done me a disservice. There are too many singular stories floating around. By speaking, I know that I have the power to offer a new level of reality to the limited narratives that exist.

  • “Talk Dino to me.”

    Once again, Hollywood has been rifling through my childhood.

    For those of you who are suspicious, no. Andre’s not kidding.

    I don’t know what to say. I crossed myself when he mentioned CGI. I saw a clip of the original Flinstones series a few days ago. I was a child all over again.

    What do you think? Is a new Flinstones film a good idea? Or are production companies getting desperate?

  • Well played.

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    If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen. get a lightweight suit and a room full of fans.

    via J. Crew‘s window at The Eaton Centre.

  • Broadbent Sisters – Poolside: Clearing Spaces

    The Broadbent Sisters are an artistic duo who are, truly, sisters.

    Since last year, Rose and Joy have been hosting shows at Toronto’s Huntclub Studio. I had the privilege of attending their most recent exhibit, held Thursday night.

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    Dressed in identical blue outfits, the ladies even gave guests hand massages.

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    Overall, the mood in the room was joyful. And I’ll admit it. I remained shy about taking photographs. Nevertheless, I had a lovely time.

    Here’s to more urban adventures!

  • You can run all you like.

    You can hide all you want. Your dreams, left unaddressed, will haunt you until you face them.

    My advice?

    Tend to them. NOW.

    Do them justice.

    Recognize that their realization requires the very work that you have been avoiding. Don’t be scared. Embrace the toil. They say that nothing worth having comes easily, and it’s true. Your dreamwork–whether you use teamwork, or go it alone–will be worth it in the end.

    Believe it.

    Then take steps to achieve it.

    – Random Note to Self

  • So long, #TVschool!

    You were good to me. Sort of.

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    What have I learned? What can I share?

    I drafted this post last night, and my sense of pride has overtaken any fears I may have had about posting it. I’m a total n00b, but I know what I’m made of.

    Ultimately, success in television writing, as with any field, is up to you. You get what you give. And if I want to have the career I dream of, it’s become more than apparent to me that I’ve got to work my ass off.

    But what about you? What if you don’t want to go school for television or film writing but want to get into the business? Do I have any practical tips?

    As a matter of fact, I do.

    Among other things, I suggest you…

    1. Get a life. The best writing comes from living. I’m a firm believer in making changes to make yourself happy. And I’ll tell you the truth, Dear Reader. A good 90% of the reason I wound up in TV school is because it was in Toronto. As sweet as my hometown is, my quality of life is different when I’m in an urban environment. Even when I’m doing next to nothing, I love the sights and sounds of the city. Overall, I know the type of stimulation that I need in order to stay inspired. As do you, hopefully. Don’t be afraid to do what it takes–go where you need to go, see what you must, just LIVE, dammit!!–in order to keep your motor running.

    2. Read. Writers are literate people who possess sharp minds. Books and various herds of words keep our brains trained.

    3. Get your formatting game tight. The structure people use to write scripts is different from what you’ve been using since 9th Grade English. Even before last fall, I knew that if a script reader so much as smells that your work isn’t set up correctly, it’ll wind up in the trash. Font matters. So do margins and rules on things like capitalization. Thankfully, script formatting software exists.

    They say that Final Draft is the one to beat.

    I also suggest books such as The Hollywood Standard. (There’s a pic of the cover above.) It explains certain things that Final Draft can’t teach, like how to handle quirky transitions and use foreign languages in your dialogue.

    Of course if all else fails, there’s always Google. 😉

    4. Consider more than just how your work looks on the page. Beware of other things, like how to pace your story. I once bought a copy of Your Screenplay Sucks. It’s a decent read—rife with common-sense advice on things to avoid when you write. Long ago I also picked up a copy of Lew Hunter’s Screenwriting 434, and one of my instructors swears by Save the Cat.

    Mind you…

    As often as I wanted to kill the cat…There are certain storytelling conventions that need to be followed for a successful script. Knowing what they are can only help you.

    5. Learn about pitching and other demonic rituals. Do you know what a log line is? Do you know how to write a script outline? What’s a beat sheet? And what, pray tell, is a series bible? Know the answers to these questions. As a writer, I realize that sales might not be your thing. But if you want to see your stories on the big screen, you’ve got to be ready to hustle. Dare to tell the world about your work!

    *stepping away from the podium*

    What was my greatest lesson? Well…Professionally speaking…I am done with school. At this point I have no intention of buying another book on writing unless said purchase includes a guaranteed salary and writing contract.

    I’ve known all along what I needed to do. The time has come to go and make it happen!

  • It’s OVER!!!

    And I’ve got the selfie to prove it.

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    Shout-out to one (or more?) of my classmates for coming up with these shirts. “Zeitgeist” is one of our instructor’s favourite words. I’ve heard it more over the past eight months than I have over my whole life.

    Earlier this morning, one of my fellow students asked what I thought during our first day of school. Back then, I was looking forward to getting started. Yet over the past few days I’ve been left thinking, “What the hell just happened?”

    It took forever, yet it went by so quickly!

    I look forward to returning to my normal habits soon and writing more. Stay tuned!

  • I have many blog posts left to write…

    I should talk about the books I’m reading. I should talk about how I don’t wanna die a Cat Lady…I should talk about the fact that school is ending soon and I’m scared stunned.

    Everything’s going to be fine. I just wish I knew what was in store…

    Instead, Dear Reader, let’s focus on how I’m going to spend my downtime. This summer the usual number of blockbusters are opening. Behold!

    How I love this trailer, let me count the ways…

    1. Patrick Stewart. In person, and via voiceover.

    2. The special effects.

    3. The cinematography.

    4. Hugh Jackman.

    5. The entire cast.

    “Hooked on a Feeling” has never not been sexy to me. Don’t know why. Don’t care.

    Stanley Tucci!?! LOVE.

    Something about this new Transformers film seems a bit darker than its predecessors.

    Does it matter to me?

    Not really. So long as ish gets blown up.

    What–if any–films are you looking forward to?