Author: Claire

  • Thank You For Smoking – The Novel

    WARNING: RANT AHEAD

    First, I would like to thank Jason Reitman for NOT making readers lug home typical movie-editions of the novel. The outside of the copy that I own is lovely. Check the design below.

    I ask you…Can there be anything more vile than going to the store to grab a book upon which some great crappy cool movie is based, only to discover that its cover has been festooned with the mugs of the rich and famous? I don’t care how lovely a book-based-film’s cast is.

    Celebrity book covers are an example of inverse product placement at its worst. I want a book because I want a book–and yes, sometimes I’m made aware of said volume because I find out about the movie first. But having so-and-so’s face plastered all over something won’t make me long to read it. When I go book-shopping, I do my hunting by author and title, not picture. Hollywood, please note: I can READ to find what I want. That’s why I’m in the store.

    Such covers are a serious turnoff. I have, more than once, been keen on picking up a book only to storm away in disgust after finding a photo of Miss Five-Minute Fabulous on the front.

    Oh come on.

    I know I’m not the only one.*

    END OF RANT

    But where was I?

    Oh yes.

    The novel promises to be a riot. I really enjoyed Lamb by Christopher Moore. (Note to self: Investigate…Are all the funniest writers named “Christopher?”) It’s easily one of the best pieces of blasphemy satire out there. Getting back to TYFS–I’ve read all of the critics’ blurbs and a few excerpts. Thus far, it seems like it could be Lamb…on crack. (Yes, I just butchered a line from the movie. No, I’m not sorry.)

    *This, from a girl whose first favorite novel is Anne of Green Gables. Cue the warm feelings of childhood nostalgia…I own an edition with Megan Follows on the cover.

  • Thank You For Smoking – The Movie

    What a sweet surprise! TYFS is a well-made film with a killer cast. The writing was absolutely delicious.

    Somehow I have the feeling it was a hoot to make.

    I highly recommend TYFS. It takes on this era’s penchant for legitimizing BS and is hella smart. Blah blah blah plot summary. Go read that here. (I had a devil of a time finding it on the official site.)

  • Prop 8 – The Musical

    I found out about this at work today. No, not while I was supposed to be watching over the city’s spawn…A colleague had it on his laptop.

    It’s not every day that you get poignant and funny all in one juicy, celeb-tinged package.

  • Shades of The Boondocks, anyone?

    I’m not complaining. Not in the least! But there’s a new cartoon in town.

    For those who don’t get The Boondocks reference, here you go.

  • Shad – The Old Prince Still Lives at Home

    I dig this song. And the video made me nostalgic.

  • Name That Tune!

    Seriously. Never mind the sharp notes or if I’m off key. I don’t know what this song is called. It’s driving me bonkers.

  • While I was on vacation…

    Sometime before I went away…I shot this video. I look forward to posting more.

    I should explain my past-tense church references. I haven’t gone in AGES. Although still a member, I would feel dishonest if I said “….the church I ATTEND“.

    Initially, I stopped due to The Job That Ate My Life. Then, I went away. But I’ve returned to the city, and I look forward to sitting in a pew soon. 🙂

  • So Dalia asked…

    If I twisted my hair to grow it into dreds.

    Don’t I always? <>

    LOL.

    On a serious note, if you know me in real life, this has been my pattern since…Oh…Last October:

    Twist hair. Contemplate leaving alone until it dreds. Get seduced by photos of gorgeous babes with long dreds. Dream of joining their ranks.

    Get scared. Start missing ‘fro.

    Take out twists.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

    My hair is getting longer, and I don’t know what else to doooooooooooooooo!! *sobs*

    I don’t want to perm (straighten) it, so please don’t ask.

    I’ve actually considered cutting it into something manageable. Four to five inches or so. Now that was a good length. 😉 Lord knows I could use a trim.

    Meanwhile, I am eagerly awaiting summer vacation. I’ve been having a few revelations about my career. I can’t wait to speak my mind. LOL.

  • Hair Update

    I’ve twisted it again. Had to, for the sake of my soul’s sanity.

    I intend to leave them in this time…We’ll see how far I get. Especially as this must be the fifth or sixth time I’ve done my hair this way since last October.

    Oh…When I think of how long and funky my hair could have been if I’d just left it alone since then…

    *shakes head*

    😉

  • Scared to Death, Scarred for Life

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Found on Joe‘s blog.